Lisle Bloodletter

Renowned for inventing the illustrious and ever so delightful machine known as the "Delicious and Interesting Corn Kontraption" or "DICK", Lisle Bloodletter is off doing... some adventuring shenanigans, I suppose. It's said he enjoys nothing more than sitting back and watching the expressions on his friends' faces as they munch on whatever happens to come out of the DICK that day.

Personality
Lisle is a crotchety old coot with a wicked sense of style and an abundance of sass.

Appearance
Balding, pointy ears, medium length salt and pepper beard.

Background
Formerly owned a very popular stable, until that and the rest of the town were burned by bandits. They forced him to watch as they killed his wife and then assaulted his son, who survived unbeknownst to Lisle.

Quotes
"It's Nerf, or nothin'."

Trivia

 * He owns a bright pink swimsuit.
 * Regrets selling the rights to the DICK.