Entropy

Entropy is a magical all-powerful therapist who presumably wants to help The Party™ work out their personal issues. His incompetence in doing so proves that even in a world of magic, no one is safe from a quack doctor.

Personality
Entropy's abject failure at patching emotional wounds illustrates his inability to understand feelings, despite the obvious technical knowledge in his possession. He fundamentally misunderstands the current situation, and instead of attempting to address the immediate problem at hand, decides to dredge up a Metric Fuck Ton of deep seated trauma and unresolved issues, believing that this will somehow result in everyone making S'mores around a campfire (possibly in the near future).

For all his efforts, he ultimately settles on chokeholding The Party into staying together with a surprisingly blunt death threat, akin to a dysfunctional couple staying together for the kids, thus rendering mute any previous points he may or may not have successfully made.

Trivia

 * According to reputable search engine Google, the word Entropy means "A lack of order or predictability", or "A gradual decline into disorder". It is synonymous with words like "Degradation", "Deterioration", "Degeneration", and "Collapse", all of which, in a hugely strange coincidence, seem to describe The Party.
 * Entropy also describes "A thermodynamic quantity representing the unavailability of a system's thermal energy for conversion into mechanical work, often interpreted as the degree of disorder or randomness in the system", however the current availability of The Party's thermal energy for conversion is still unknown.